HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEITH TAN DE MING!!!!! ^^

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Today is Monday. Hate Monday most. I need to complete my Chemistry assignments by tomorrow. Currently, I think I am happy with my life now, but not with my brains. I need and want more and better brain cells. I hate Literature, yes hate it. Sigh, but still I will learn to like it. Self-contradicting, yes I know.
Oh hate Monday, like totally. Hope nothing will ruin my day later because it will just make me hate Monday more. I feel so sweaty now man.... but I am just so lazy to get up from the floor.
Thats about it, night world.